Special K’s Special Public Records Blog

I still haven’t bought that milk I wrote about last time. It’s been super busy. I just got a huge case dumped on me by Jimmy the PI. He just couldn’t handle the workload I guess and if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. That’s what my mother always said, anyway. I love my job so it hasn’t been too torturous spending all night using a person search to track down my suspect. Basically, this woman was robbed of some rare books last week but she’s most worried about her ex-husband, who apparently disappeared at the same time as the books. So I’ve been put on the case to find someone who can explain it to me. Personally I don’t see what the books and the ex-husband have to do with one another but hey, money doesn’t grow on trees and I will never turn my nose up at work no matter how ridiculous it is. And it can get pretty ridiculous. I mean, check out this list of ways to defend against cheerleaders! Who knew that vengeful cheerleaders were a social problem but as the list says, cheerleader attacks are on the rise. Be careful out there!